A. Moreau
Formerly macro, now allergic to it. Keeps the reserve book and the right to say no. Has not checked a price since a Tuesday in Cycle II.
Biographies are abbreviated because credentials are a lagging indicator. Photographs are omitted because the Council considers faces a form of disclosure.
Formerly macro, now allergic to it. Keeps the reserve book and the right to say no. Has not checked a price since a Tuesday in Cycle II.
Built funding desks across three venues and one regrettable bull market. Prefers spreads to stories, and silence to both.
Infrastructure and settlement. Invests in the pipes, never in the parade that uses them. Owns a boat that is, publicly, a pond.
Attends no meetings. Votes with silence. The crown is structural, not ceremonial. Compensated exclusively in bread.
Has never been photographed smiling. Says “noted” in a way that has ended two lawsuits and one lunch.
Maintains a risk register of 4,000 items. Item 1 is “ducks.” Item 4,000 is “also ducks.”
Responds to every email within a fortnight, in prose so graceful that you forget you asked something.
Wrote the custody stack. Deleted the commit history. Is, regrettably, the only person who understands it.
Speaks four languages, none of them urgent. Has attended eleven christenings of children whose trusts we administer.
Identity restricted by charter. Known to wear a hat. Reports on pond-related matters, which remain undefined.
Emeritus chair of Applied Aquatic Finance at an institution that has asked that we stop naming it.
Sits on seven boards, owns eleven pearls, has never lost an argument about vintage.
Retired from a bank you have heard of, at a time you have forgotten, under circumstances nobody will confirm.
Consulted on matters of rivalry. Hisses constructively.
Applicants must demonstrate calm, discretion, and a working relationship with water. Prior employment at a bank is a mild disqualifier.
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